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DIY C-Section

You've been born! Congratulations!

Hey kiddo...hungry?
Get a job.

Under 26? Lose your healthcare.

Graduate College!

Uh-oh. Born with a pre-existing condition. Go back two spaces.

Uh-oh. Born with a pre-existing condition. Go back two spaces.

Graduate College!

Under 26? Lose your healthcare.

Welcome to adulthood. Good luck.

Select your gender

 

Ladies, double your premiums.



(Men, keep going)

Ladies, mammogram time. Pay up.



(Men, skip this)

Ladies, want contraception? "Slut."



(Men, no worries)

Fallen on tough times? Tough luck.

Lose your rebate. Pay insurance company $100

Surprise! The insurance company raises your rates.

Surprise! The insurance company raises your rates.

Lose your rebate. Pay insurance company $100

Fallen on tough times? Tough luck.

You got salmonella poisoning.

You've been denied.
No take backs.

Dig deep. Your premium just went up.

Take some vitamins.
You've reached your lifetime limit.

Think about retiring.

Sick of this yet?

Medicare voucher!*



*Value diminishes each year

Pay another $1,200 for medicine.

Turn 65.
Get another job.

Turn 65.
Get another job.

Pay another $1,200 for medicine.

Medicare voucher!
*Value diminishes each year

Sick of this yet?

Pay another $6,400.

Turn to your private Social Security account.

You wish there had been healthcare reform.

No matter how you play, you lose.

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