100 F*cked Up Things That Have Happened in the House Republican Majority

They may be the least productive Congress since the Great Depression, but House Republicans have still managed to have an eventful time in the majority.

As we mark 100 days until Election Day, here’s a reminder of 100 f*cked up things that have happened in House Republicans’ majority: 

1. Took 15 rounds of voting to elect a Speaker

2. Ousted their Speaker

3. Took three weeks to elect their replacement Speaker

4. Tried to oust their replacement Speaker

5. Protected serial-fraudster George Santos for nearly a year

6. Introduced multiple bills to ban abortion nationwide

7. Scrubbed their websites to hide their extreme anti-abortion positions

8. Beetlejuice

9. Beetlejuice

10. Beetlejuice

11. Voted to cut veterans benefits by 22%

12. Mike Rogers trying to fight Matt Gaetz on the House floor

13. Derrick Van Orden yelling at teen Senate pages while allegedly intoxicated

14. Dismissed a bipartisan border deal to make convicted felon Trump happy

15. Mike Lawler lying to his constituents, saying there’s no state that bans abortion without exceptions

16. MTG calling Lauren Boebert a “little bitch” on the House floor

17. Derrick Van Orden calling Matt Gaetz a “little bitch” on X

18. Snuck in abortion care restrictions into every funding bill they could

19. Passed legislation to prevent troops and veterans from accessing reproductive care

20. Threatened a government shutdown if they couldn’t restrict abortion even more

21. Mike Garcia getting exposed for alleged insider trading

22. Stripped earmarks out of bills if they support LGBTQ+ Americans

23. Earned the title of least productive Congress in a century

24. Released a budget that slashes Social Security and Medicare

25. María Elvira Salazar saying the US should “kill” migrant gang members

26. María Elvira Salazar going viral for disastrous exchange after lying to a reporter

27. María Elvira Salazar taking credit for children’s hospital funding she opposed

28. Mariannette Miller-Meeks taking credit for infrastructure funding she opposed

29. David Schweikert taking credit for IRA funding he opposed

30. Brandon Williams taking credit for CHIPS investment he opposed

31. Brandon Williams abandoning his campaign promise and supporting legislation to ban abortion coverage for women in New York with private health insurance

32. Failing to pass a 5 year farm bill

33. Delayed aid to Ukraine and parroted Russian propaganda on the House floor

34. Tried to ban the abortion medication mifepristone

35. Marc Molinaro and his anti-choice colleagues being exposed for not even knowing what mifepristone is

36. Played hooky from work to dress up like Donald Trump during his criminal trial

37. NRCC Chair encouraged all members to talk MORE about their anti-abortion policies

38. Spent more time campaigning against their own caucus members than legislating

39. Voted to give more rights to kitchen appliances than people

40. Raised internet bills for millions by letting the Affordable Connectivity Program expire

41. MTG buying McCarthy’s used chapstick for $100,000 right before the country was set to default on its debts

42. Threatened a debt limit default to cut Social Security and Medicare

43. Scott Perry and friends voting against aid for homeless veterans

44. Scott Perry telling the GOP to vote against border security funding so they have something to “run on”

45. Scott Perry reposting multiple antisemitic Facebook posts

46. Scott Perry promoting the Great Replacement Theory during a briefing on antisemitism

47. Scott Perry encouraging someone to run against Brian Fitzpatrick

48. Scott Perry being forced to turnover his phone records to January 6th investigators

49. Election denier/conspiracy theorist Scott Perry being put on the Intelligence Committee

50. Tom Kean Jr. finally endorsing Trump, then Trump getting convicted that same day

51. Dumping their own candidate for criticizing Donald Trump

52. Anna Paulina Luna posting Russian jets on the U.S. Air Force’s birthday

53. Refusing to pronounce “Kamala” correctly

54. Pushing lies about the 2024 election months before voters head to the polls

55. Allowing Marjorie Taylor Greene’s rule-breaking MAGA costume at the SOTU

56. Promised massive handouts to the ultra-wealthy at the expense of the middle class

57. Anna Paulina Luna threatening to defund Pentagon jobs over UFO obsession

58. Mike Lawler banning local press from his town halls

59. María Elvira Salazar cozying up to wannabe dictators

60. Set the record for most failed rule votes (by February!)

61. Deemed anti-woman extremist JD Vance the “American Dream”

62. Troy Nehls accused of stolen valor

63. Troy Nehls admitting impeachment inquiry into Biden was about “Donald J. Trump 2024”

64. David Schweikert insisting more Americans take Ozempic to help the national debt

65. Eli Crane referring to Black Americans as “colored people” on the House floor

66. Allowed their community outreach centers in Connecticut, New Mexico, Arizona, Pennsylvania, and Texas to shut down

67. Anthony D’Esposito being exposed for his history of alleged misconduct during his time at the NYPD

68. Don Bacon admitting he was hiding his anti-abortion extremism to keep his seat

69. Jen Kiggans praising Marjorie Taylor Greene as “so kind” despite all her racist and antisemitic attacks

70. Rich McCormick calling IVF a “back burner issue” after Republicans literally forced IVF services to stop in Alabama

71. Kevin McCarthy elbowing Tim Burchett for ousting him as Speaker

72. Anna Paulina Luna sabotaging a local post office from being named after a World War II hero

73. Mike Garcia admitting Biden impeachment was just for funsies

74. Cutting funding to help combat antisemitism

75. Cutting more funding for the Office of Civil Rights, which investigates cases of antisemitism in schools

76. Cutting funding to help law enforcement respond to hate crimes

77. María Elvira Salazar praising Argentina for having “one race”

78. Juan Ciscomani being exposed for his leading role in Patriot Academy, an extreme christian nationalist organization

79. Tim Burchett calling Vice President Harris a “DEI hire”

80. Speaker Johnson having to tell House Republicans not to make racist comments about the Vice President

81. Matt Rosendale launching an anti-IVF campaign & hanging anti-IVF posters outside his office

82. Michelle Steel flip flopping on Life at Conception Act after getting exposed by the New York Times

83. GOP’s own impeachment witnesses saying there’s not enough evidence to impeach

84. Anna Paulina Luna’s homophobic attack on Pete Buttigieg taking paternity leave

85. House Republicans elevating a Speaker who tried to ban booze

86. Refusing to honor Capitol police who died on Jan. 6th, 2021

87. Mike Lawler being exposed for getting thrown out of a Michael Jackson court hearing

88. Bryan Steil hiring a known election denier to help fellow election deniers with election oversight efforts

89. Proposing to defund the COPS program, which supports local police

90. Brian Fitzpatrick sending out a mailer to assure voters he’s not actually a moderate

91. Marc Molinaro being exposed for allegedly running a Mary Poppins burner X account

92. John Duarte being sued AGAIN for deceptively selling the wrong type of lemon tree

93. Matt Gaetz being investigated for sex trafficking allegations

94. Mike Lawler getting banned from Wikipedia for editing his own page too much

95. Wearing AR-15 pins during Gun Violence Survivors’ Awareness Week

96. Mayra Flores passing off photos of other people’s cooking as her own for Instagram likes

97. Matt Gaetz’s botched eyebrows

98. Introducing “useless” IVF bills rather than signing onto a bill to actually codify IVF

99. Mike Johnson breaking his promise to keep the House in session until Republicans pass government funding bills

100. Fully embracing the Project 2025 agenda

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