| In full blown panic-mode, the White House braintrust of Susie Wiles and James Blair summoned “dozens of Republican political consultants” for the second time in as many months to find a new way to sell their failed economic agenda to the public as every poll shows them facing a massive midterm defeat in November.
In keeping with their ‘let them eat cake’ economic strategy, the desperation session was held at the Waldorf Astoria Washington D.C. — and we have questions:
Did they discuss skyrocketing gas prices over The Bazaar’s exquisite Whole Suckling Pig? ($620.00)
Did they talk about rising health care costs while sipping on a fine glass of 2015 Dom Pérignon? ($85.00/glass)
Or perhaps Blair was keen to celebrate his botched redistricting scheme by splitting the meal up into smaller portions. Can I interest you in the Ultimate Tasting Menu? ($225.00)
DCCC Spokesperson Liam Buckley:
“If you need swanky strategy sessions to find a midterm message, you’re the problem, not the solution.” |
